Monday Funnies…

Good Morning Everyone,

My, have I missed the MONDAY FUNNIES while participating in NaNo. It took every bit of strength that I had to stay focus on what I was doing, so I didn’t laugh much at all.
So, here are the MONDAY FUNNIES for this week. Sit back and enjoy and pass this along. Chris doesn’t mind reblogs.

Have a good week, People.
Pat Garcia

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog


Walking can add minutes to your life..

This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 a month.


My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I’m doing…

Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.


The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he…

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7 Responses to Monday Funnies…

  1. They’re hilarious. 😀


  2. Oh ya!! Pat is back to apely re-blog! Thanks to the both of you!


  3. floridaborne says:

    I missed this one on Chris’s website,. A laugh is a great way to start out a Monday. 🙂


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