Monday Funnies…


Good Morning Everyone,

My, have I missed the MONDAY FUNNIES while participating in NaNo. It took every bit of strength that I had to stay focus on what I was doing, so I didn’t laugh much at all.
So, here are the MONDAY FUNNIES for this week. Sit back and enjoy and pass this along. Chris doesn’t mind reblogs.

Have a good week, People.
Shalom,
Pat Garcia

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING…

Walking can add minutes to your life..

This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 a month.

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My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.

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I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

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The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I’m doing…

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Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he…

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7 Responses to Monday Funnies…

  1. They’re hilarious. 😀

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  2. Oh ya!! Pat is back to apely re-blog! Thanks to the both of you!

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  3. floridaborne says:

    I missed this one on Chris’s website,. A laugh is a great way to start out a Monday. 🙂

    Like

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